{"id":758,"date":"2012-07-23T14:45:55","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T19:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/?p=758"},"modified":"2012-07-23T14:46:42","modified_gmt":"2012-07-23T19:46:42","slug":"an-implausibility-of-gnus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2012\/07\/23\/an-implausibility-of-gnus\/","title":{"rendered":"An Implausibility of Gnus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Collective nouns in English are so poetic, they almost sound unreal. Here&#8217;s a list of my favorites:<\/p>\n<p>an ugly of walruses<br \/>\nan escargatoire of snails<br \/>\na flotilla of swordfish<br \/>\na rhumba of rattlesnakes<br \/>\na lamentation of swans<br \/>\na stubbornness of rhinoceroses<br \/>\nan implausibility of gnus<br \/>\na blessing of unicorns<br \/>\na shiver of sharks<br \/>\na party of rainbow fish<br \/>\na misbelief of painters<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Collective nouns in English are so poetic, they almost sound unreal. Here&#8217;s a list of my favorites: an ugly of walruses an escargatoire of snails a flotilla of swordfish a rhumba of rattlesnakes a lamentation of swans a stubbornness of rhinoceroses an implausibility of gnus a blessing of unicorns a shiver of sharks a party [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":760,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions\/760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}