{"id":444,"date":"2010-09-18T02:27:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T02:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2010\/09\/18\/the-automated-girl-of-your-dreams\/"},"modified":"2010-09-18T02:27:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-18T02:27:00","slug":"the-automated-girl-of-your-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2010\/09\/18\/the-automated-girl-of-your-dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"The Automated Girl of Your Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I woke up to find the sky painted a pleasant pastel blue. In days like this one would want to go out and soak up the sun, but autumn mornings are filled with smoke and my lungs are a bit delicate, so no can do. I don&#8217;t know how people survive here with all the slash-and-burn sort of thing going on. It&#8217;s quite awful, I tell you. You know? I had taken up jogging at sunrise some time ago but had to quit because it was getting impossible to breathe, let alone run. It&#8217;s such a shame.<\/p>\n<p>So how are you doing? Fine? I&#8217;m doing fan<span style=\"font-style: italic\">tas<\/span>tic.<\/p>\n<p>(Sadness? Anger? <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Me?<\/span> Oh, <span style=\"font-style: italic\">puh<\/span>-lease!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I woke up to find the sky painted a pleasant pastel blue. In days like this one would want to go out and soak up the sun, but autumn mornings are filled with smoke and my lungs are a bit delicate, so no can do. I don&#8217;t know how people survive here with all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}