{"id":270,"date":"2005-05-17T09:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T09:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2005\/05\/17\/crash\/"},"modified":"2005-05-17T09:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-17T09:10:00","slug":"crash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2005\/05\/17\/crash\/","title":{"rendered":"Crash!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone will suffer.<\/p>\n<p>Or\u2014I have a better idea:<br \/>You guys, get together for some drinks and laugh at the tears you both shed.<\/p>\n<p>You tell him how things seemed so fine as we got warm with a big cup of pumpkin coffee. Too bad it was seasonal, and then we started getting french vanilla. It was good, but not that good. Nothing beat pumpkin coffee, right?<br \/>And you, you tell him about the long walk under the sun on my day off. The chocolate bread was awesome, and the streets seemed pretty quiet then. It was a wonderful morning.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, now you go ahead and tell him about the face I made whenever I ate Yukimi Daifuku, or unagi, or plain old kare raisu.<br \/>Can you reply with our trips to that restaurant downtown where we ate beans? How about our breakfasts in the bakery?<\/p>\n<p>The chef in that restaurant told you what happened to rice at such a high altitude, and how difficult it was to get good fish here.<br \/>Oh, but that same chef bowed at you and gave us free sushi!<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t you just leave me once and for all?<br \/>Neither of you deserves to spend so much idle time thinking of this glum soul. Neither of you deserves to make plans when the future is a step into the void.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll make it easier on you guys and walk away.<br \/>Give away your beautiful gazes to prettier smiles.<br \/>Give away your hearts of gold and lapis lazuli to hands which don&#8217;t turn them into dirty dust.<br \/>Get together and make a collage out of this mess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone will suffer. Or\u2014I have a better idea:You guys, get together for some drinks and laugh at the tears you both shed. You tell him how things seemed so fine as we got warm with a big cup of pumpkin coffee. Too bad it was seasonal, and then we started getting french vanilla. It was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}