{"id":176,"date":"2004-01-18T04:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-18T04:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2004\/01\/18\/playmobil-girl\/"},"modified":"2004-01-18T04:09:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-18T04:09:00","slug":"playmobil-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2004\/01\/18\/playmobil-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmobil Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I combed my hair backwards, regardless of results. The next time I looked at myself in the mirror, some hours later, I found out that it looked as if I had this on my head:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.olafboehnke.de\/images\/Politjokes\/merkel-playmobil.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I combed my hair backwards, regardless of results. The next time I looked at myself in the mirror, some hours later, I found out that it looked as if I had this on my head:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}