{"id":3004,"date":"2011-12-24T13:54:19","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T18:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/?p=3004"},"modified":"2011-12-24T13:54:19","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T18:54:19","slug":"peruanadas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/2011\/12\/24\/peruanadas\/","title":{"rendered":"Peruanadas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En Twitter todo se olvida, as\u00ed que anotar\u00e9 aqu\u00ed un par de intercambios graciosos que tuve en Lima para futuras referencias.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Oficina de correos<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Tendera<\/span> (<em>despu\u00e9s de una breve conversaci\u00f3n acerca de unas postales viej\u00edsimas tituladas &#8220;Miraflores moderna&#8221;<\/em>)<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">:<\/span> \u00bfUsted es peruana?<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yo:<\/span> No, colombiana.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Tendera:<\/span> Ah, \u00a1muy cerca!<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yo:<\/span> Parece cerca, pero Bogot\u00e1 est\u00e1 a tres horas de aqu\u00ed en avi\u00f3n.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Tendera:<\/span> Pero tres horas se pasan volando.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yo:<\/span> Literalmente.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Taxi al centro de Lima<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Taxista:<\/span> En Colombia todas las mujeres son bonitas. All\u00e1 matan a las feas.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Aeropuerto de Lima<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Inspector:<\/span> \u00bfA qu\u00e9 ha venido a Per\u00fa?<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yo:<\/span> A visitar a un amigo.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Inspector:<\/span> Amigo&#8230; \u00bfAmiga?<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yo:<\/span> No, amigo.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Inspector:<\/span> \u00bfNo ser\u00eda su enamorado?<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yo:<\/span> NO.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En Twitter todo se olvida, as\u00ed que anotar\u00e9 aqu\u00ed un par de intercambios graciosos que tuve en Lima para futuras referencias. 1. Oficina de correos Tendera (despu\u00e9s de una breve conversaci\u00f3n acerca de unas postales viej\u00edsimas tituladas &#8220;Miraflores moderna&#8221;): \u00bfUsted es peruana? Yo: No, colombiana. Tendera: Ah, \u00a1muy cerca! Yo: Parece cerca, pero Bogot\u00e1 est\u00e1 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3004"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3006,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004\/revisions\/3006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olaviakite.com\/doblepensar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}