{"id":61,"date":"2003-07-04T16:14:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-04T16:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2003\/07\/04\/stalkers-go-home\/"},"modified":"2003-07-04T16:14:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-04T16:14:00","slug":"stalkers-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2003\/07\/04\/stalkers-go-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Stalkers Go Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;ll answer a Friday Five and Las 5 del viernes. Yeah I have nothing better to do, maybe, but I love answering questions. <em>Good questions.<\/em> No, I don&#8217;t like answering somebody&#8217;s sick and pervert questions, and I hate being harassed by sick and pervert people who throw away all their writing talent to talk about absolutely disgusting things I&#8217;m not interested in by any means. No, I do NOT feel any interest towards sick sexual topics. <strong>Stalkers go home.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>1. What were your favorite childhood stories?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>I&#8217;ve always loved my grandfather&#8217;s childhood memories. His life has been so interesting that I&#8217;ve never given up listening to what he&#8217;s got to tell. On the other side, I have a clear memory of my father&#8217;s twisted version of Little Red Riding Hood, in which she took a taxi and other cool stuff&#8230; It invited me to write stories that were new and unpredictable. And apart from that&#8230; when I was a kid I read pretty much everything. I sort of still do.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. What books from your childhood would you like to share with [your] children?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>My grandpa&#8217;s stories, and well, all my books&#8230; I want my children to be good readers, to get a broad perspective of the world.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Have you re-read any of those childhood stories and been surprised by anything?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>Hm&#8230; no&#8230; I just get to understand a lot of new things whenever I reread books&#8230; Oh and the Baby Sitters Club were my literary crush when I was eleven, and later I thought they <\/p>\n<p><strong>4. How old were you when you first learned to read?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>Three years old.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Do you remember the first &#8216;grown-up&#8217; book you read? How old were you?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>Cien a\u00f1os de soledad, by Gabriel Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez. I think I was eleven or twelve years old.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it in English.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;ll answer a Friday Five and Las 5 del viernes. Yeah I have nothing better to do, maybe, but I love answering questions. Good questions. No, I don&#8217;t like answering somebody&#8217;s sick and pervert questions, and I hate being harassed by sick and pervert people who throw away all their writing talent to talk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}