{"id":491,"date":"2011-04-30T08:17:02","date_gmt":"2011-04-30T13:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/?p=491"},"modified":"2011-11-28T09:54:59","modified_gmt":"2011-11-28T14:54:59","slug":"the-science-of-wha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2011\/04\/30\/the-science-of-wha\/","title":{"rendered":"The Science of What"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Humanity is overrated. That&#8217;s what he always says, and he&#8217;s saying it yet again. One day something will happen and we&#8217;ll all disappear and something something. She stopped paying attention long ago. She could try to give her opinion, but he&#8217;s too busy trying to understand the universe. Yet, she wonders what is there to understand if he <em>just doesn&#8217;t get it<\/em> when she pounces on him and shoves her boobs on his face and whispers &#8220;now, <em>now, <strong>now!<\/strong><\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humanity is overrated. That&#8217;s what he always says, and he&#8217;s saying it yet again. One day something will happen and we&#8217;ll all disappear and something something. She stopped paying attention long ago. She could try to give her opinion, but he&#8217;s too busy trying to understand the universe. Yet, she wonders what is there to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=491"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":586,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions\/586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}