{"id":242,"date":"2004-10-29T18:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-29T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2004\/10\/29\/its-been-decided\/"},"modified":"2004-10-29T18:49:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-29T18:49:00","slug":"its-been-decided","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/2004\/10\/29\/its-been-decided\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Been Decided"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Olavia Kite is the worst writer alive.<\/p>\n<p>She used to think she really had talent, thus deciding to major in Literature. However, she missed a tiny detail&#8230; She would not like her major! She would lose her horizon and think about becoming a globetrotter\/language teacher instead of gaining worldwide fame with her amazing art, which would not amaze the most curious passerby.<\/p>\n<p>But lo, behold! She has not lost her hopes! She has decided to write a novel in thirty days&#8230; just because. She found out there was an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nanowrimo.org\">opportunity<\/a> to do it and show everybody how sucky she is, and she will not lose that opportunity!<\/p>\n<p>Join her in her sorry attempt to justify herself as a starving anonymous writer. Beginning November 1, 2004, don&#8217;t forget to check <a href=\"http:\/\/carnedegorila.blogspot.com\">this blog<\/a> and lend her your support.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Olavia Kite is the worst writer alive. She used to think she really had talent, thus deciding to major in Literature. However, she missed a tiny detail&#8230; She would not like her major! She would lose her horizon and think about becoming a globetrotter\/language teacher instead of gaining worldwide fame with her amazing art, which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/olaviakite.com\/maianebula\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}